Lindsay Lohan is a woman oft lusted after, but, comparatively, rarely umm jizzed. However, a recent photo of Miss Lohan has recently cum under much scrutiny lately as of late currently. This recent photo of Lindsay with a “J” neclace is WILD. Mainstream gossip affluxianandos (made that up ) have supposed that the necklace implies some tie to someone with the letter J somewhere in their name most likely the first letter. Rumors are swirling and swaddling, not unlike the clothes surrounding the dear baby Jesus, that the J could stand for none other than Jared “My Name Starts with J” Leto. Has Jared Leto enough power to put his J in a sexy ring around Lindsay’s chest and neck? One might ass-u-me so, and say, “Well played Mr. Leto.” Or perhaps “Well laid Mr. Leto.” They would be wrong, but you couldn’t fault one who that thought that…they aren’t a scientist. Luckily, the Jizzfarm is affiliated with at least several science-ists or science minded people who are, in turn, affiliated with other science minded people and animammals.

Scientists here at the Jizzfarm have other theories and hyperpostulates (made that one up too) as to what Lindsay is actually conveying by wearing the letter J proudly around the area upon which head head rests. Its possible that Lindsay Lohan is advertising her stong desire for J. The questionable photo was sent from the Jizzfarm offices via internet email web text message to the highly regarded (poorly) Jizzfarm Science Foundry (JFSF) in southern America. There the JFSF (Jizzfarm Science Foundry) performed many countless ever-changing miraculous tests and analysees to determine what can now be seen by the laymans naked untrained eye: Lindsay Lohan likes the J. All over. All the time. We couldn’t see it with the naked eye, but with the appropriate filters for blue light and other sciencey things we see the truth. [To see the truth, click the pic for the large one dumbass] Well played Miss Lohan. And all this time we thought maybe you liked another white substance whose properties are also tied to extreme weight loss. Sorry we ever thought you were on cocaine. We never realized you were addicted to man juice.

Then again, what 19 year old hottie isn’t into the J?

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